What is wrong with me? While eating a bagel with smoked salmon and cream cheese, my lip spontaneously ?

started bleeding. The bagel had no sharp edges. Am I pregnant with a babby? What is wrong?What is wrong with me? While eating a bagel with smoked salmon and cream cheese, my lip spontaneously ?
You're gravid with fish babbies.What is wrong with me? While eating a bagel with smoked salmon and cream cheese, my lip spontaneously ?
Quite honestly, if you prepared this bagel for yourself...you have far too much time on your hands...and, you know that idle hands are the Devil's work. Wait...that doesn't make any sense. Ummm, do you live in a cold, dry climate?





Answer: Babby is not a word.





Answer #2: You are a Dashing Geek ;)
Definitely pregnant with a babby.


Happens all the time to those... carrying the babby.





Sharp is smooth, and smooth is sharp. Remember that.
A. You have a flesh eating bacteria





B. Your body has turned cannibalistic and in a matter of days you will have eaten yourself from the inside out.





C. Mutated freak!
yes you are pregnant, I am an internet dr. specifically ya dr. and this has happened many times before. People have been warned about mixing those combinations of food on a bagel. Happens every time
Did they scale the salmon before putting it on your bagel?





You are bleeding. That should be an indication that you are not pregnant. Pregnant people don't bleed.
Grooooosssss smoked salmon? No, you aren't preggers, you just have Leukemia. Good luck son.
You are supposed to kill, clean and cook the Salmon first. I thought you wrote that down after the last incident.
the fish didn't want to be eaten and it poked you in the lip with a pocket knife !!!





Mwahahahahahaa !!!! ;-)
well in short





yes.





your pregnant.





xD
If you're bleeding, chances are it's your period and no babby...sorry
that was the bagel implanting itself in your lip.
Mmm... Bagel, smoked salmon and CREAM CHEESE!
Ok no ur not cause in my sleep my nose tends to bleed so no ur fine just ur lips are prob. kinda chapped so put on like aquaphor or something like that!
You just solved the question ';How is babby formed';.
Lips + Blood = No babby
allergic reaction ? maybe
Maybe you just have extremely tender lips!
Mmmm, that sounds tasty
Oh my god your pregnant!





Congrats!
dunno beats the hell out of me








congrats on da baby
smoked salmon and cream cheese, that's what's wrong.
was the Salmon dead or was he fighting back?